Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for July 14, 2021

How about “Carbon Ignorant”?

But don’t get me started on that damn zinc…

Step on it, I can’t be late for my Low-Carbon Economy class.

My wife is a carbon based life form, so I can’t be carbon neutral.

I try to limit the carbo hydrates in my diet.

Needs to shift his brain out of neutral.

Who the hell keeps track of whether they are carbon neutral or not.

The Human race is a Carbon base life-form, so, no you aren’t carbon neutral and neither is anyone else.

I agree with dad. I’m not voting for carbon, but then I’m not voting for any of the other elements either. Maybe oxygen.