WuMo by Wulff & Morgenthaler for July 16, 2021

And also by not having any brains a zombie would want.

Toffee – may be tolerable. Tuna melt – I don’t think so.

I can remember checking the couch cushions for cigarette money.

You could eat off of the floors in his home. There is certainly enough food there.

If his car is safely in an attached garage, check in between the seats and the center console.

Cheese stuffed pizza crusts in the couch and fries under the car seats.

Day 145 — The Zombies see what Ken has been eating, gag and leave.

That “barrier” on the window is very flimsy. Ken is no carpenter. Soon to be living dead.

Thanks for the tip! I thought I was completely prepared for the zombie apocalypse, but I didn’t think of this one!

Anyone with shag carpeting could last for years.