The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for July 15, 2021

Oh,…..what does that do?

And with a great consideration of himself.

For all it can do, I use mine to make and receive calls and occasionally receive and send texts. I don’t overdo the text with that itsy, bitsy yellow key pad.

He has an iPhone

I had a smart phone for 10 years, but I am still testing it as a phone and the voice mail.

Yes, and a chauffeur-driven Excalibur parked in his garage.

The eejit has a “genius” phone?!! How quaint!!

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(I can’t resist-sorry Chip! ;D) I somehow get the impression that the phone is smarter than Brutus is.;-D

I don’t want something that’s smarter than me.

Phone-up-man-ship…

So, not an iPhone. Genius move!

A cell phone is a hand held computer, and in most cases, easier to use than a traditional one.

My family and some of my friends convinced me to join the overpriced iPhone cult. It’s OK, but not necessarily the Apple of my eye. I liked being able to change the battery or upgrade the sim card if It was needed in the other phones I’ve had. Can’t do either of those with an iPhone without voiding the warrantee.

Not only does he have a genius phone but the OS doesn’t require upgrades because it’s stable.

Yep, a stable genius phone.

If your phone can do more in five minutes than you can do all day, well, here’s your sign!

He does have a genius phone because he can not think for himself…also that’s why he is CEO?

But of course, what else would you expect…..

The phone may be ‘smart’, but it drains the intelligence from the users, or so it seems.

I hadn’t given it any thought before, but obviously the Chief is a tRumpster.

♫ I have everything better then you ♫

A flip phone would be a smart phone in Brutus’s hands.

Veeblefester the master of one-upmanship.

Ok, if I was Brutus here, the Chief deserves to be slapped upside the head. Yeah, the consequences might be bad, but still…..

You can call it what you want if it helps your ego Chief but it’s no different than those owned by 900 million other people in the world.

Before I finally got an iPhone at the end of last year, I had a phone I referred to as either “semi-smart” or “stupid,” depending on the situation. But I have to admit it did about 95% of what I needed it to do (mainly phoning and texting). My one regret about giving it up was that it had a really cool name: it was a Coolpad Rogue.