Dogs of C-Kennel by Mick & Mason Mastroianni for July 11, 2021

A news reporter interviewing a Marine sniper, asked: “What do you feel when you shoot a terrorist?”

The Marine shrugged and replied “Recoil.”

Tucker: “Will is fantasizing about hunting terrorist squirrels with an assault rifle again.” ;-)

Will hopes the next Star Wars film will have K-9 Stormtroopers.

Yup: one of EACH in every crowd.

Open carry, open season.

Personally I am not worried about the dog, or kid for that matter, who uses a stick for a pretend gun. It is the dog who uses a stick to build an actual fire that scares me.

“Okay, Tucker, did you let Will play Halo?”

Could be “Yew, yew, yew…”

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When you take the toys away everything becomes one.

Will had better be careful or he might get expelled like that first grader, who used his thumb and fore finger…. or the deadly ‘pop tart’ gun used by another first grader….

Playing Army as a very young boy, we used sticks as guns, as our parents couldn’t afford the “real” toy guns. We could play all day long with those sticks…..

In our crowd, that “one” is a bird. There is a bird who has apparently spent too much time sitting outside the window of a video-game aficionado. That blasted bird goes through set after set of shooting and blow-em-up noises. It was pretty funny the first few hundred times….

For the uninitiated, holding up a gun and saying, “pew, pew, pew” is a Star Wars reference. Actual guns don’t go “pew, pew, pew.”