Brevity by Dan Thompson for July 21, 2021

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    Ahuehuete  over 3 years ago

    It would have taken 8 times as many corn flakes to wreck the car.

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    Say What Now‽ Premium Member over 3 years ago

    It looks like the results of eating too much Total.

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    Doug K  over 3 years ago

    The clean-up is more expensive. Other cereals are cheaper to lift.

    It costs more RAISIN’ BRAN.

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    Herd of Turtles  over 3 years ago

    Well nuts, grape nuts that is.

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    Chithing Premium Member over 3 years ago

    With all that bran, I would think it’d move along fairly quickly.

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    Chief Inspector   over 3 years ago

    Call you insurance and they will cut you some Chex. Watch out for their Trix though they may flake out on you by raisin your deductible

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    Little Caesar  over 3 years ago

    “Well, cheerio, then….”

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    paul  over 3 years ago

    Gonna have to buy a bran new one.

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    gopher gofer  over 3 years ago

    looks like it hit cap’n crunch…

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    Michael G.  over 3 years ago

    This joke goes against the grain.

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    Sir Ruddy Blighter, Jr.  over 3 years ago

    Ba dum tssh!

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    Jeffin Premium Member over 3 years ago

    That’s Life. This too shall pass.

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    the lost wizard  over 3 years ago

    You’ll be amazed though at benefits this has for the body.

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    ptnjbrown  over 3 years ago

    Is there a such thing as an UNHEALTHY bran cereal?

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    Doctor Toon  over 3 years ago

    I could try to tow him out, but I dont how good the truck will do at Raisin’ Bran

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    Old Man River  over 3 years ago

    Didn’t realize Total had a Bran Cereal. Thought they advertised 100% of vitamins and Minerals.

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    Major Matt Mason Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Take it to Mikey. He can fix ANYTHING.

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