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Anybody looked at whatās going on in the used car market these days?
21 year old mini van. Rusty. Runs on 3 cylinders (out of 6). 7 previous owners. 4 accidents. 2 open recalls for safety items. Tires replaced 97,000 miles ago. Replace one tie rod 78,345 miles ago. Oil in radiator fluid. Antifreeze in oil. Needs exhaust header and new rear subassembly. Needs a driverās side door (missing). 256,836 miles. $9,500 or $249/month for 60 months. No low ballers. I know what Iāve got. Not a dealer. Call 1-800-xxx-xxxx or check our website. We can provide you with registration and plates. 13 minute/0.007 mile warranty. See the rest of our vehicles on our website.
If you look for car youāll see just how close to true this really is.
wiatr over 3 years ago
I wish I had said āNo thanksā to that lousy ā91 Pontiac J-car.
Major Matt Mason Premium Member over 3 years ago
And another Pontiac Aztek is sold.
Jayalexander over 3 years ago
It translates! If you wanna be happy for the rest of you life, never make a pretty woman you wife.
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 3 years ago
He must be buying it for his mother-in-law.
iggyman over 3 years ago
Another Yugo customer!
Display over 3 years ago
Anybody looked at whatās going on in the used car market these days?
21 year old mini van. Rusty. Runs on 3 cylinders (out of 6). 7 previous owners. 4 accidents. 2 open recalls for safety items. Tires replaced 97,000 miles ago. Replace one tie rod 78,345 miles ago. Oil in radiator fluid. Antifreeze in oil. Needs exhaust header and new rear subassembly. Needs a driverās side door (missing). 256,836 miles. $9,500 or $249/month for 60 months. No low ballers. I know what Iāve got. Not a dealer. Call 1-800-xxx-xxxx or check our website. We can provide you with registration and plates. 13 minute/0.007 mile warranty. See the rest of our vehicles on our website.
If you look for car youāll see just how close to true this really is.
Mighty Phavahg over 3 years ago
Itās a Chevy Vega!
Zebrastripes over 3 years ago
GASP! That looks like my 2004 Honda Civic!
[Traveler] Premium Member over 3 years ago
Pinto
lv2sew over 3 years ago
Love the sleazy salesmanās hair.
Potamus over 3 years ago
Detest driving the new Detesla.
Hickory over 3 years ago
And not nearly enough cup holders. Where will I put all my drinks?
WCraft Premium Member over 3 years ago
Heās just playing it cool to drive down the price.
PO' DAWG over 3 years ago
āHow much can you afford a month?ā āWe got a couple of beauties on the back row.ā
uniquename over 3 years ago
If the salesman thinks this guy will like the car, heās in de-Nile.
cuzinron47 over 3 years ago
Leg room? Thereās not even knee room.
The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member over 3 years ago
Thereās the hard sell, the soft sell, and the Ed-sell.
Lablubber over 3 years ago
We guarantee youāll hate this car, or your money back.
tlmatcsc over 3 years ago
But is there any Max Headroom?
Ukko wilko over 3 years ago
So, what will you pay me, to take it off your hands?
htenhoeve over 3 years ago
but the radio works
Raging Moderate over 3 years ago
How to test a Delorean