What’s the point of this? Is Thornapple his friend? Why would he keep him this close then if times were tough? Or if times weren’t tough why even bother with that advice?
I know a rich man like Veeblefester. He has no friends and even his family smacking their lips hoping he dies soon – very soon. Lonely life among the rich fools lacking empathy and vision.
dadthedawg Premium Member over 3 years ago
Keep it close to the belt…..the money belt.
oldpine52 over 3 years ago
What would Veeblefester know about friends?
Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member over 3 years ago
Pink Floyd’s “Money Get Away” doesn’t work for the Chief; rather “Money get back”.
LookingGlass Premium Member over 3 years ago
One thing about all that money you are hoarding Veeblefester, once you croak, you ain’t taking it with you!!
Such are the facts of DEATH!!
GROG Premium Member over 3 years ago
I wonder if he stuffs his money in his matress when he goes to bed.
A Common 'tator over 3 years ago
Veeblefester’s only friends are those bags of cash next to his desk… I’d say he was an even bigger LOSER than Brutus…
Looneytunes65 over 3 years ago
Money can’t buy you love.
nosirrom over 3 years ago
Keep your money closer than your friends and you’ll never have to forgive a debt.
gopher gofer over 3 years ago
until i have some money i’ll keep an eye on my enemies…
dcdete. over 3 years ago
What’s the point of this? Is Thornapple his friend? Why would he keep him this close then if times were tough? Or if times weren’t tough why even bother with that advice?
Michael G. over 3 years ago
Hey Veebs? How many calories in a US $50 bill? A €2 note? A gold Krugerrand?
raybarb44 over 3 years ago
Sort of redundant as I thought that money was his friend(s)……
Moonkey Premium Member over 3 years ago
Is the boss’s first name Dick by any chance?
CorkLock over 3 years ago
I know a rich man like Veeblefester. He has no friends and even his family smacking their lips hoping he dies soon – very soon. Lonely life among the rich fools lacking empathy and vision.
christelisbetty over 3 years ago
I would have invested in tea cozies a long time ago, if I knew they’d be so profitable.
cuzinron47 over 3 years ago
He’s got too many enemies to be keeping close.
mistercatworks over 3 years ago
If that guy kept his money any closer, it would be intravenous.
Brent Rosenthal Premium Member over 3 years ago
Brutus knows better than to think this means Veeblefester will be giving him a raise.
Michael McKown Premium Member over 3 years ago
I need to start a business selling tea cozies. I could make serious bank! :)
l3i7l over 3 years ago
Smile! It helps keep your friends close… and everyone else guessing.