The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for July 20, 2021

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    dadthedawg Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Keep it close to the belt…..the money belt.

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    oldpine52  over 3 years ago

    What would Veeblefester know about friends?

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    Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Pink Floyd’s “Money Get Away” doesn’t work for the Chief; rather “Money get back”.

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    LookingGlass Premium Member over 3 years ago

    One thing about all that money you are hoarding Veeblefester, once you croak, you ain’t taking it with you!!

    Such are the facts of DEATH!!

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    GROG Premium Member over 3 years ago

    I wonder if he stuffs his money in his matress when he goes to bed.

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    Looneytunes65  over 3 years ago

    Money can’t buy you love.

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    nosirrom  over 3 years ago

    Keep your money closer than your friends and you’ll never have to forgive a debt.

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    gopher gofer  over 3 years ago

    until i have some money i’ll keep an eye on my enemies…

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    dcdete.  over 3 years ago

    What’s the point of this? Is Thornapple his friend? Why would he keep him this close then if times were tough? Or if times weren’t tough why even bother with that advice?

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    Michael G.  over 3 years ago

    Hey Veebs? How many calories in a US $50 bill? A €2 note? A gold Krugerrand?

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    raybarb44  over 3 years ago

    Sort of redundant as I thought that money was his friend(s)……

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    Moonkey Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Is the boss’s first name Dick by any chance?

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    CorkLock  over 3 years ago

    I know a rich man like Veeblefester. He has no friends and even his family smacking their lips hoping he dies soon – very soon. Lonely life among the rich fools lacking empathy and vision.

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    christelisbetty  over 3 years ago

    I would have invested in tea cozies a long time ago, if I knew they’d be so profitable.

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    cuzinron47  over 3 years ago

    He’s got too many enemies to be keeping close.

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    mistercatworks  over 3 years ago

    If that guy kept his money any closer, it would be intravenous.

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    Brent Rosenthal Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Brutus knows better than to think this means Veeblefester will be giving him a raise.

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    Michael McKown Premium Member over 3 years ago

    I need to start a business selling tea cozies. I could make serious bank! :)

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    l3i7l  over 3 years ago

    Smile! It helps keep your friends close… and everyone else guessing.

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