Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for July 22, 2021

So clever!

Is that for your favourite politician or just a yellow dog newspaper?

This works for Fox News, too.

The old Far Side about the dog language translator comes to mind.

Funny.

Now on scents. Select upper class female B…..whoops!

That phone arfers a lotsa features.

i tapped “Sloop John B.”…i wanna go home….

Lol

“Now set the alarm for 3 a.m. so you can get up and start barking.”

Then tap “pretend you didn’t hear”.

The optional canine package?

Siri, I need to go for a walk.

When I was teaching, the students had a high pitched ringtone called “the mosquito” and we adults couldn’t hear it. They proved it to me once!