Diamond Lil by Brett Koth for July 21, 2021

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    Cornelius Noodleman  over 3 years ago

    I’m gonna get my mom one of those swim caps.

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    blunebottle  over 3 years ago

    I saw a woman last week who was 400lbs, if she was an ounce, riding a motorcycle. Good thing it was a Harley.

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    FassEddie  over 3 years ago

    The angels got the light duty. The poor souls down at Earl’s Pretty Good Funereal Home used a bunch of schedule 80 PVC pipes and the winch on Earl’s F-150.

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    PO' DAWG  over 3 years ago

    More like carted away.

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    Howard'sMyHero  over 3 years ago

    Are those feet or floatation devices …?

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    Jeffin Premium Member over 3 years ago

    The angels of former piano movers.

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    bbbmorrell  over 3 years ago

    I once got called into the morgue to help get a 686 pound body off the Emergency room stretcher. If I ever get dementia, I want to line that memory up as the first to go.

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    jscarff57 Premium Member over 3 years ago

    At least they didn’t have to make two trips!

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    ChessPirate  over 3 years ago

    “So, she just faded away?”

    “Ideally, yes. But it took almost an hour…”

    ( ͡ ﹏ʖ ͡  )

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    gopher gofer  over 3 years ago

    the worst part was having to go back to return the mobile crane afterward…

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    Zebrastripes  over 3 years ago

    Poor Bernice! She tried so hard to lose some weight but it was futile. I heard they buried her in a piano case.

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