Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for July 29, 2021

Tonight’s movie of the week: Chip, Portrait of a Stalker.

Ka-CHIP MEET WOOD CHIPPER!

As a New Englander, I used to hate Murder She Wrote. The terrible Maine accents were like fingernails on a chalkboard to me.

This Goldilocks guy is as pesky as Goldilocks herself.

ka-columbo

Hows about: Dr. Sloane, Paul Drake, Manix to name a few.

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For some reason I am reminded of Annie Lennox singing, “some people want to abuse you, some people want to be abused …”

Cannon or Mr. Matlock.

Boston Blackie!

How about Sherlock Holmes? (KA-SHERLOCK HOLMES!)

Geeze, it’s almost as if Chip wants Squirrelly to stay in prison.