Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for July 31, 2021

‘Jaws’ came out in the 1970’s, and everyone knows that anything form the 1980’s was awful, so it really isn’t much of a stretch.

Maybe its a high-chair!!!

Can’t argues with a lawyer, can ya.

Squirrely is doomed, isn’t she?

I think we need to get RJ and TNT involved.

Anyone else thinks Chip’s the guy?

“With you, it’s always an eighties cultural reference.”

KA-EIGHTIES CULTURAL REFERENCES!

Wait, Chip actually wants Squirrelly to get out of prison? Sorry, somehow, I’m not buying it.

“My meta’s bigger than yours!”

Well, this seems to ease my suspicion that Chip is the real killer and trying to frame Squirrely.

Lawyer: Hey, you get what you pay for.

We had to wait until Panel Four before the mouthpiece finally starts talking like a real lawyer. Are the tiny wheels in his head finally starting to turn?