Brevity by Dan Thompson for July 28, 2021

Oh buoy!

Aristotle: Hey, did the water suddenly get warmer…?

Archimedes: Eureka!

So pull it down under the water then blow it out like a fountain. Isn’t that what noodles are for?

The Bell Archimedes First Law of Noodles states that “If a body is wholly or partially immersed in water. the phone will ring.”.

Eureka! They call him the streak!

I’ve heard of “using your noodle” to generate new ideas but this?? ;D

Deep thinking in the deep end.

Water on the brain, despite their buoyancy.

Sartre-ly! Nyuk nyuk nyuk!

cogito ergo swim…

I float some. I jet some.

Rene Descartes was asked if he wanted to join them. He said, “I think not”. And then he disappeared.

You’re both all wet.

Good thing they don’t have a boat: they may get in trouble for canoodling in the pool.

When your staircase railing posts have little French dogs carved in them you’ve got newel poodles.

That sign should say PVBLIC POOL

…’twas Descartes… Hey! You hear the one about…

Hey! You hear the one about Descartes walks into a bar? Bartender asks “Can I get you something?” Descartes says “No, I think not…” & disappears!