Wondermark by David Malki for August 25, 2021

Of course not. Can’t waste money like that.

Surely, nobody who knows you does expect it. But you could try surprising them.

And don’t call me Shirley.

I’ll take them off your hands. Unless you mean that each mini donut has been half eaten. Ick. :)

actually, it should be “threw away good money on”…