Monty by Jim Meddick for August 07, 2021

I think the greatest lore of being a lifeguard was the imagination of what you just might get to see. Hopes generally dashed to pieces.

You’ll never make a bar keep! I said I wanted Scotch with a splash of water.

I admire Parker’s “subtle” way to say to Monty to stop.

Continuing with the endless possibilities of lifeguard chair humor.

Well, he certainly has the whistle twirl down pat!

That ought to cool Monty off! He’s been a hot mess all week! :)

And five minutes ago is when you should have left!

Go for it, Parker! Voyeur Monty needs to cool off.

Maybe you could file a criminal trespass and voyeurism complaint and let Mr. Montague Montahue cool off in a cell for a nice little while….