Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for August 18, 2021

You’ll have to eat Moe tartare.

I hope he’s joking because he’s a tiger

And here, Hobbes gives us an excellent example of Executive Planning.

I’m sure they’ll make an exception, Hobbes. Even if you have to scare it out of them.

yeah, at what temperature should one bake a first grader?

Hobbes eats tuna sandwiches.

Better not let Hobbes get a taste for human meat Calvin, you let him sleep in your bed …

Hobbes, I thought you were a “homicidal psycho jungle cat”. Lol.

I had a cat that would only eat baked chicken.

Most people are hard to swallow, Moe especially.

Hobbes is right. The Cafeteria Ladies would have a cow.

Hobbes is LOL funny.

Would Hobbes like Moe with some Fava beans and a nice Chianti?

Yeah. I mean really, Hobbes is an animal, not a savage.

Hobbes is a very civilized tiger.

Rare.

Calvin, can you spell laughingstock?

Why is there a weird random ink dot after the word “your” in the first panel?

I love children, they are wonderful! Especially sauteed in garlic butter.

Put him in the microwave.

Bully Beef?

The way he holds his tail in the last panel…

The good news—Moe needs no basting.

Say no Moe, Hobbes!

Just think of it as land sashimi

Hobbes is more content to terrorize just one six-year-old.

love this one!

Ahh, Hobbs. Ever the pragmatist.

Hobbes doesnt eat “long pig”, just tuna.

He may well have a good point. Lunch ladies must be considered in the big picture.

Hobbes may be a tiger, but he’s not a savage.