Wizard of Id Classics by Parker and Hart for August 01, 2021

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    dcandmx  over 3 years ago

    ‘Slather, slather, slather.’

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    BigDaveGlass  over 3 years ago

    Egg-sactly

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    Zebrastripes  over 3 years ago

    The Fink has admiration for Rodney.

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    Chithing Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Y’know, Rod, he’s still going to make you pick up the tab.

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    sandpiper  over 3 years ago

    Surprised Rod didn’t get hit by lightning. Such a noodnik.

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    brklnbern  over 3 years ago

    Lying his way for just a free drink and meal.

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    PuppyPapa  over 3 years ago

    “Touched” is a pretty much obsolete expression for quick, maybe slightly high-pressure borrowing. The usual idiom was passive, “He put the touch on me.” Less common was phrasing it as “I’m gonna put the touch on him.”

    (Meaning “to get or borrow money” first recorded 1760. — etymonline)

    So Rodney is saying he plans on hitting up His Majesty to foot the bill (two more fun idioms!).

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