Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for August 03, 2021

So there IS such a thing as too many sparkles?! Mind. Blown.

Better fix this before it spreads to ahem undignified places.

“Unicorn problems”. Exactly what we’ve been saying.

Just makes you feel as much sympathy for Rarity and Twilight.

Even magical creatures have their physical discomforts. Who knew?

Perhaps the scroll will work too well and (gasp) diminish her magnificence!!!

what’s up with Phoebe’s hair today and yesterday?

Our horse used to roll around on the ground to scratch itself, maybe work with unicorns? Nah, too undignified!

I’m sure Phoebe’s up to scratch on this!

“Unicorn problems, man.”

(senses akward dialogue; cannot imagine a living being saying such dialogue in a natural way)

There’s a cream for that. Or we can just get the dog shampoo.

wait, I didn’t know sparkles make you itch.

Sounds to me like she needs the Ointment of Diminishment of Itchiness.

Ever thought of just looking in the last place it might be?

Those sparkles may just be shiny fleas.

Mo’ sparkles, mo’ problems.

notice the shine in Phoebe’s hair? I think Dana is running low on black ink if the truth be told

Whats with phoebes hair?

whoa its turning phoebes hair white…

what if you (or someone, not me, obviously) met a blonde chick named phoebe one time, but it turns out she wasnt actually blonde, but her unicorn had a bunch of exta sparkles stuck to her??

like, wouldn’t that be a trip, man?