You can romanticize anything by translating it into the right language. I wonder if this means that Emma and Lucie (The Spanish and French names for Phoebe) couldn’t have this conversation.
Interesting. I wonder if there even some sort of Magic Glove for Phoebe. She has to use it for remove the sparkle by passing her hand over Marigold’s body.
NEW from Unico, the amazing Sparkle Gizmo! It rolls, it picks up sparkles, it removes ostentation! Easy to use, requires no batteries or magic spells! So, if you you need to remove your sparkles, just get the new Sparkle Gizmo!
Didn’t see that coming. Anyway, if you can’t find it, there’s always the dog groomers. Would ya like that girl? Huh? Huh? Wanna go to the dog groomer? Would ya? Would ya? Good girl!
Averagemoe about 3 years ago
You can romanticize anything by translating it into the right language. I wonder if this means that Emma and Lucie (The Spanish and French names for Phoebe) couldn’t have this conversation.
codycab about 3 years ago
If you want (me to give you) a massage, Marigold, all you have to do is ask.
Templo S.U.D. about 3 years ago
gee… how adhesive are sparkles to, well, an adhesive surface?
Kwen about 3 years ago
Would a vacuum cleaner do?
The Reader Premium Member about 3 years ago
It’s magic because it doesn’t pick up unicorn hair.
iggyman about 3 years ago
“Sparkle Plenty” comes to mind! (Dick Tracy)
Aladar30 Premium Member about 3 years ago
Interesting. I wonder if there even some sort of Magic Glove for Phoebe. She has to use it for remove the sparkle by passing her hand over Marigold’s body.
mistie710 about 3 years ago
NEW from Unico, the amazing Sparkle Gizmo! It rolls, it picks up sparkles, it removes ostentation! Easy to use, requires no batteries or magic spells! So, if you you need to remove your sparkles, just get the new Sparkle Gizmo!
Oh, Sparkle Gizmo! POP!
Decepticomic about 3 years ago
Didn’t see that coming. Anyway, if you can’t find it, there’s always the dog groomers. Would ya like that girl? Huh? Huh? Wanna go to the dog groomer? Would ya? Would ya? Good girl!
rpmurray about 3 years ago
Why does Marigold have 8-4 tattooed under where her boobs would be if she was human?
amaneaux about 3 years ago
Maybe Phoebe could just give Marigold a big hug, and then Phoebe would be sparkly instead.
CaveCat87 about 3 years ago
So all this time, Marigold just needed a lint roller to get rid of the extra sparkles?
scyphi26 about 3 years ago
I wonder if a regular lint roller would work as a substitute then.
owenwolf_76 about 3 years ago
Me: I have a magic scroll right here that removes cat hair from anything. Everyone: That’s just a lint roller. Me: MAGIC SCROLL!
BiggerNate91 about 3 years ago
Sounds like she needs the Schticky!
jerrica.benton333 about 3 years ago
LOLOL!! i gotta admit, that for once I had NO IDEA where this one was going. haha
Daeder about 3 years ago
It’s a magical lint roller!