Betty by Gary Delainey and Gerry Rasmussen for August 10, 2021

There’s only one lawnmower, and everyone has to wait their turn.

It just takes longer to shame SOME people.

I lived in a neighborhood like that. Our backyard had views of 7-8 others. Someone was mowing their lawn after work every day. Never had a peaceful happy hour.

Buy a condo in Etobicoke while they’re still under a half-million CAD!

Cutting the grass just encourages that parasite to grow back faster.

The trick is that when a neighbor cuts his grass your yard starts to look shabby.

We’re waiting for autumn to get our revenge for all that mowing around us. We are cutting our hedge into shape and it is huge. Sadly, we can’t just mow back, we scythe the garden once a year and a scythe doesn’t make much noise.