Reality Check by Dave Whamond for September 19, 2021

Keep it is stuff full of boogers anyway

and step on it.

The kid (thinking to self): “Hmm … looks Interesting.” (puts paper down). “I’m going over there and play with my Legos.”

Dave’s got him over a barrel ….hand them over or it’s “curtains!”

Good one!

Arrr … in deference to talk-like-a-Pirate-day, SHIVER ME TIMBER LEGOS …!

When you’re all thumbs, Legos are impossible.

Nobody nose the trouble I’ve seen…..

Ralph, that was weak.

All your nose are belong to us.

I like to play this game with kids:

Where’s your ear? (They point to it.)

Where’s your other ear? (They point to that one.)

Where’s your eye? (And so on.)

Where’s your other eye?

Where’s your nose?

Where’s your other nose? (This always trips them up!)

You can keep it. I have a sinus infection, I keep smelling dead things.

Whamond got it right there is never an s added to Lego.