Close to Home by John McPherson for August 18, 2021

That’ll be quite the divot to replace…

Water him twice a day, he’ll be fine.

What will happen when he completes the shot? How much work will it be to dig him out????

Is McPherson on vacation? When will we get some new material with Bleeb?

Might as well put a bird’s nest while you’re at it

Your greens fees just went up.

“Ah the gophers! The gophers are eating my toes!”

Ha! Just add a little manure and he will grow into a great golfer or a marginal golpher. I loved Caddy Shack.

Merriam-Webster Dictionary Definition

Fairway fair·​way | \ ˈfer-ˌwā \ noun

1. The closely mowed part of a golf course between a tee and a green.

Examples of fairway in a Sentence: Dobie’s shot will always land on the left or right side of the fairway, but never, never, never ON the freakin’ fairway.

I bet my Dad would have liked to try that on me when I began golfing.

Next, a neck brace to keep him looking down

As a training tool, it might help…..

Oh, the human-i-tree!

You better listen to what he says, he’s the club pro.

Wanna bet?

This is training. Soon he’ll be using real cement.

When you see “happy feet” on the tee, its money in your pocket!

That’ll only work if that’s quick set concrete.

Is anyone going to mentioned that they buried his feet in a fire ant hill?

If they don’t grow at the same rate and the same height, the tilt would really mess up his swing.

Contrary to the Laws of Golf.