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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal by Zach Weinersmith for August 09, 2021
August 08, 2021
August 10, 2021
Transcript:
Guess what, son! For economic reasons, we purchase all your favorite holidays into one super amazing holiday! When is it?! Tomorrow! Soon... What did you get me Easter-Santa-Fairy?! Nothing!
Ida No over 3 years ago
Dad: “The point is, we save time on repeating the same thing for all the holidays separately. And as you know, time is money. Which we ain’t got. And, oh yeah, forgot to mention we’ve started auctioning off your kidneys, so I wouldn’t be too concerned about what you’re getting next time.”
syzygy47 over 3 years ago
The cost savings were rolled over into the new costume.
gammaguy over 3 years ago
But was that a “costume-effective” move?
mistercatworks over 3 years ago
Well, that takes care of all the “gift regret” for another year.
tims145 over 3 years ago
The Easter and Fairy factions outnumbered the Santa faction. Sorry about that!
CoffeeLvr over 3 years ago
I wonder why so many Western (Christian and secular) holidays turned into reasons to binge on candy?
Stephen Gilberg over 3 years ago
Save the costume for a Halloween party.