Monty by Jim Meddick for August 23, 2021

We call that going on a Santa Cruise out here. Parking is tough. Getting over the hill is even tougher.

Onward, fearless Monty!

Said the lost surfer trekking the Sahara. Dig the crazy beach man!

I vote for Hobby Lobby. They have air conditioning. Maybe they can buy smoothies.

It sounds like there’s more people than beach anyway.

That’s not the car; that’s a dumpster.

Go to the mall. You’ll have more fun on a hot day and you don’t have to walk across the blistering hot sand.

The Geriatric Gang Goes to the Beach, Volume 1.

“The Parking Garage” in Seinfeld.

How about letting Moondog drive this time? I bet he could find his way from Cheesequake to the ocean….

Sandy Hook is impossible on a nice weekend, but in Massachusetts, any beach other than Plum Island is prohibitive anytime. People don’t want “outsiders” at “their” beach. You might as well park in Acton and take the train.

But it’s free parking!!