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What kind of duck are you that can’t swim? From geese to swans to gulls to penguins, I thought all birds can swim. Trying to think, what bird can’t swim? A humming bird? An ostrich? A barn owl?
Templo S.U.D. over 3 years ago
if he is, why would the lifeguard be in a long chair than a high chair?
wjones over 3 years ago
You don’t need a lifeguard, That’s a bird bath, Not a swimming pool. Oh, did you pay to use it?
dcdete. over 3 years ago
What kind of duck are you that can’t swim? From geese to swans to gulls to penguins, I thought all birds can swim. Trying to think, what bird can’t swim? A humming bird? An ostrich? A barn owl?
Baarorso over 3 years ago
Why is a lifeguard needed? Birdbaths are VERY shallow! ;P
blakerl over 3 years ago
The National Audubon Society requires that if you have a birdbath, you must have a bird lifeguard on duty.
jarci31 over 3 years ago
No
mistercatworks over 3 years ago
No shouting at the pool!
J. R. M. over 3 years ago
Do you really want a lifeguard who doesn’t wear pants?