F Minus by Tony Carrillo for September 19, 2021

Don’t you just hate it when that happens? I mean, when you remember it happened.

Your name is Fred and you owe me $50.

That’s why I don’t go on walks.

It’s Izod, it’s printed right on your shirt. You live in that house that looks like a country club.

He took more than a walk. He took a trip.

that is why you always write your name and address on your underwear

Clearly, there wasn’t much to clear from his head.

Always carry an ID. Just in case you ever REALLY free your mind.

Welcome to the Twilight Zone.

Ah yes, the elusive air head has been spotted !

Should have worn a hat. Sounds like sunstroke.

This sounds like my 70 year old husband. His life is more interesting than mine, because every day is like a new day to him.

Time for an 80’s song reference again:

I don’t remember

I don’t remember

I don’t remember, I don’t recall

I got no memory of anything at all

(Peter Gabriel, “I Don’t Remember”)

A little too cleared…

Let me check your wallet for money, I mean for your identity cards…..

You live at house number 667 – the neighbor of the beast.

Start walking backwards friend.

Mr Buddwing? Is that you? (doI get a prize for most obscure reference of the day?)

That will be me in the not-too-distant future.

I cleared my head once with different results. I set my head on the ground, turn a running jump, and cleared my head by a good three feet. Unfortunately, I couldn’t see where I was going, so I ran full-tilt into a wall. Then I staggered around for a bit while my head just lay there like a head with its chicken cut off. I’d explain how I got my head back on (and reasonably straight, too), but I suddenly find I need to trim my nose again.