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Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for February 18, 2022
Transcript:
nature a handy guide have you ever been out at the beach or in the woods, enjoying nature, and thought to yourself, "what was that I just stepped in?" chances are it's something unpleasant. in fact, nature is fully of nasty things, mucousy larval bladderoid things that, harmful or not, are best avoided. just use these handy mnemonic rhymes - guy: pee-yoo leaves of three, let it be. guy: everyone knows that. legs of eight, elave the state. makes a sound, don't hang around. thing: phffplpfgh fetid & wet, get upset. guy: agk kind of brown, put it down. seems organic, best to panic. guy: aaaaaaa
ncrist about 3 years ago
Richard, you’re a negative Nancy
ncrist about 3 years ago
But at least you’re funny
Zontar from Venus about 3 years ago
Three sets of eyes, best to euthanize.
Sisyphos about 3 years ago
You’re rhyming me to death!