Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for March 24, 2023
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restaurant closings the following establishments have been ordered closed for health code violations. ouspenskaya gallery - operating without a liquor license. current show of paintings derivative & sterile. hey, modernism's over! taco outlet try our chimtac-aburri-cherno-bogito! taco outlet - menu of over 2000 items confusing & gratuitous, consid-ering there are only 5 ingredients. bladderwort's brewpub cafe - featured beer, old bladderwort's extra chunky barium ale, still untested on humans. chat 'n' chew 'n' pay 'n' leave chat 'n' chew 'n' pay 'n' leave - whole place smelled like old people.
Sisyphos over 1 year ago
I might give Ouspensaya Gallery a pass: Modernism is not dead!
Definitely close any place that smells like old people!
artheaded1 over 1 year ago
Taco Bell has the same menu & ingredients as Taco Outlet!
Uncle $crooge over 1 year ago
If I had ever owned a restaurant, I definitely would have wanted Richard to provide the name.