Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for March 25, 2024
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Cpeckbourlioux 8 months ago
Bubbah learns a new word.
Droptma Styx 8 months ago
There are all actually pretty good. I’d better get to work.
stamps 8 months ago
Aaggh, my angst level just went through the roof.
PoodleGroomer 8 months ago
Does anybody want to buy new unused baby shoes?
SpammersAreScum 8 months ago
I remember checking when this first came out, but then, as now, the website does not exist. Sorry, aspiring writers.