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Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for January 15, 2025
January 13, 2025
January 17, 2025
Transcript:
civil war equine statue code explained everyone knows that the many statues of civil war generals around d.c. are subtly encoded to indicate the fate of the subject. herewith a brief guide. sword drawn, horse rearing - died in battle with full attendant glory. henry moore-ish abstraction - fragged by cannon-ball. mounted on moose - went awol to canada. mounted on comfy chair - retired from military to consult for lucrative muni-tions industry. general allan janus gen. allan janus gen. ulysses s. grant dismounted in drunken stupor - retired from military to become 18th president. gen brian gen brian hidden in barrel - found army life uncongenial. quit to become a rodeo clown.
Droptma Styx about 1 month ago
How could the American people have elected a man so obviously unfit for the duties as President? Thank God we’ve come so far. /s
Teto85 Premium Member about 1 month ago
This code is a myth. Many statues do not follow any code. Check out Snopes. www(DOT)snopes(DOT)com(Slash)fact-check(Slash)equestrian-statue(Slash)
SteveHL about 1 month ago
General Janus: Not the Comfy Chair?
bmeaton Premium Member about 1 month ago
Very funny, but Grant wasn’t a drunk. He made Yellowstone the world’s first national park and the 14th, and 15th Amendments became law during his administration. He did more to free and improve the lives of the slaves than anyone.