Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for February 05, 2025
February 03, 2025
February 07, 2025
Transcript:
richard's poor almanac - by richard thompson guy pays $135 million for klimt painting don't let it happen to you! just remember these easy rhymes. man" ow best to holler, "someone pinch me!" lest you bid on a da vinci. man: one, two, three.. count ten before buyin', a rembrandt van rijn. $ it really takes a lotta dough, to buy a painting by van gogh. pawnsh careful, you'll go into hock paying for that nice van gogh. (alternate version for the pretentious) you could buy burkina faso for the price of one picasso. bought klimt please help you've saved & you've scrimped, don't blow it on klimt.
Droptma Styx 5 days ago
I was going to comment about the first van Gogh rhyme, but then I read the second. So now I’ll comment on my lack of a reason to comment.
fritzoid Premium Member 5 days ago
I have a poster from “The Gilt, the Bad, and the Ugly” by Klimt Eastwood. It cost me a fist full of dollars, and I had it framed for a few dollars more.
stamps 5 days ago
He’s obviously a Klimptomaniac.
PoodleGroomer 5 days ago
An ugly Van Gogh was bought at Goodwill for $40. It cost a few thousand for verification.
Spiffy 4 days ago
Don’t they give you a complimentary barrel anymore when you hock your pants? I got one!