The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for August 28, 2021

I know of shaved ice, but chafed ice?

Red? It could be worse … yellow.

Put an ice pack on it. You’ll be out chucking snowballs in no time.

It looks more orange than red.

clothes that tight would be a close chafe…

I bet his snowballs itch too.

Those clothes rub him the wrong way.

Does he scream when it hurts?

He should keep clear of chafing dishes.

Ooh doc! Watch it…your hands are warm, and I just may start melting

Groooaaannn.

There’s a Hawaiian street vender after him as well.

I recommend a heating pad. It’ll cure ALL of his ills…

In some places around here I see the sign: “Hawaiian Shave (not shaved) Ice. Anyone?

Tight fitting clothing? Too much snow in too small a place. If I were licensed to practice snowman medicine, I’d prescribe 20 minutes under a heat lamp.

Salt would solve it.

Just put some ice on it.

Apply a hot compress. That should help ease the chafing