Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for August 27, 2021

yeah, Andy, astronomy is for losers

Why does Orion wear a belt. To keep his pants up.

Bad moon rising!

So go have a bunch of pints Andy, and then you can give everybody the full moon!

That’s not their normal pub.

@Number Three Today’ strip IS funny but a variation of a theme of a theme , While Chalkie is a bit knowledgeable about a lot of things including a little Astrology , our HERO Mr Andrew Capp only cares about pub names and the booze every time :o) my avatar is a statement of only thinking about a comeback 10 minutes after the person you were talking to has left, I hate it when it happens to me don’t you? how was your day , our Finally Friday should be a little busy but we will cope I hope Connie has already done we are both in a good mood baring my discomfort but we will jus stay in cool areas and keep hydrated , till this evening when I will be having my fav nosh keep safe and thanks for caring young Lady , catch you Monday

Intellectual pursuits sometimes fade before the pleasures of the moment.

Chalkie was trying to be Sirius!

From our Maltese Falcon @ Number Three:" Today’ strip IS funny but a variation of a theme of a theme , While Chalkie is a bit knowledgeable about a lot of things including a little Astrology , our HERO Mr Andrew Capp only cares about pub names and the booze every time :o) my avatar is a statement of only thinking about a comeback 10 minutes after the person you were talking to has left, I hate it when it happens to me don’t you? how was your day , our Finally Friday should be a little busy but we will cope I hope Connie has already done we are both in a good mood baring my discomfort but we will jus stay in cool areas and keep hydrated , till this evening when I will be having my fav nosh keep safe and thanks for caring young Lady , catch you Monday"

Oh order a Pepsi and watch the proprietor faint dead away. C’mon, do it.

But the half moon is either it’s first quarter or last quarter. But the two together is a full moon. Moon math.

Must be winter.

Priorities, Chalkie, priorities…

One track(moon) mind.

I had a second cousin who ran a bar called The Blue Moon in Manchester, Ct. and an Army buddy who owned a strip joint called The Full Moon in San Antonio, Tx.

A lovely name for a pub. It’s far too lovely for Mr Capp’s presence I think! But for all we know it might not be so lovely inside.

This is going to sound a bit morbid and depressing but shortly after my cousin passed away in Jan 2020, I happened to look up at the sky and saw a really bright star. I believe it’s called the “Pole Star” but I would have loved to think it was her. I did “speak” to her and said something along the lines of that I loved her and that I’m really sorry we never got to meet. I will regret that for the rest of my life. Never asking if she wanted to meet I mean. Don’t make the same mistake as me.

xxx

@Afficionado

Oh, I sure do hate that! I hate confrontation to start with. Arguments always upset me even when I’m not in the wrong. Although sometimes I am. I’m not perfect. But then again, I’d love to know who is.

Me and my Mum were going to my Auntie’s tomorrow but she messaged me earlier and said she has a sickness bug. Next Saturday it is then.

I am also having my favourite nosh today. But I cheat and have it on Tuesday too! No willpower, that’s my problem. You only live once though. That’s my general attitude towards life.

Stay safe, stay well and stay happy, pal. See you after the weekend. No volunteering on Monday as it’s a Bank Holiday.

Gosh!! how many pubs are there in that little town?

Andy would rather see pink elephants than stars. By the way, isn’t a half moon something you see on an outhouse door? Still a nice name for a pub, though.