Strange Brew by John Deering for August 23, 2021

You run and we’ll chase.

If a dog actually caught a squirrel, what would he do with it?

It had been said they were nuts, and barking mad.

Squirrels probably gonna have to branch out to new heights.

You can remain chaste if you want but you will be chased!

You guys just keep barking up the wrong tree. You’re nuts, it’s you who’s ruining everything.

Sport, please refrain from calling Mr. Squirrel a fuzzy tailed tree rat.

I’m assuming those dogs are on a leash? Mine would never sit still for that.

But surely we can all agree on the need for more trees.

Don’t make any sudden moves.