F Minus by Tony Carrillo for August 23, 2021

Can he also become a flotation device?

Looks like the suicide tunics they give you in jail and mental health facilities when you can’t be trusted not to hang yourself with pants.

People may want to spill drinks on you.

I want one.

Now, if you want to pay for that, just take off your shoes and go through that x-ray machine…

Does it also serve as a floatation device?

And it’s so stylish!

Unfortunately that means it’s flammable. Go figure.

But I need one with sleeves.

“I did wonder why there was a magazine in the pocket across the back.”