Close to Home by John McPherson for August 24, 2021

Okay i’m falling behind here. That’s Dalcon in the window what’s that behind the bush.

I’ve eaten ostrich before and I’ve never had that urge, curiously enough.;D

Well somebody has to turn the eggs.

A few years back, Fuddruckers was selling ostrich burgers. I tried one. It tasted good but the meat was chewy.

Argor is on the loose and Bleeb has wisely decided to stay inside.

I had Ostrich and I didn’t stick my head in the ground….but I felt like running all the time…hmmmm

At first I thought he was an anti-vaccine supporter.

Nobody loves me, everybody hates me, think I´ll take to eating ……. you know the rest.

Surprisingly doesn’t taste like chicken. More like beef.

Luckily he didn’t eat at the White House, he would be walking around with his head up his butt like Biden!

Uh oh, that alien by the tree on the right is much larger than Darcon. Big trouble for Bleeb?

Cool! Haven’t seen Argor in a while. Hi, Bleeb!

I see the troll ^ has arrived. (Iseau.)

When asked how he wanted cooked he should not have asked for it rare.

You are what you eat.

And apparently that includes your perspective of what you eat. I have eaten ostrich and never did that but I know neither do ostriches. The idea came from someone who could not see the head of the ostrich pecking at the top of the ground and thinking the head must be below ground

“Go ahead Betty, you know he has deserved a boot in a$$ for a long time.”

“… and he also discovered that’s where we buried our dead cat a long time ago! What’re the odds!?”

Must have gotten the meat from the San Onofre Nuclear Ostrich Farm just up the beach from the Dolphin pens.

It wasn’t the ostrich burger. It was the nightly news you watched.

With his head in the sand you can’t see his red hat!

Well it’s an improvement over the other hole his head has been in!

“Do not be like ostrich in life. Sure, head stuck in sand but your butt still exposed.” -Chinese proverb

I’m thinking it has more to do with that mad cow burger.

I don’t know who made up that fairly team, but I read that ostriches do not bury their heads in the sand or dirt.

You think it was the ostrich, but it was the work of Ardor.

Its a good thing he didn’t eat lemmings, or other hackneyed tropes.

Could someone give me a rundown on all the little guys? And how do you know? Thanks.