In Security by Bea R. for August 20, 2021

Looks like you have a full plate there, Hubbs.

“I’m Wyatt Meat, Left Tackle. This is Dirk Meat, Right Tackle. No relation.”

puns all up in this schlop!

Nat Kinz Cole.

Unforgettable.

( Will there be a quiz later? ) ✨

I’m a big fan of Red Wein’s older brother Whyatt

Spork? I should introduce him to my friends Knork and Splayd. Splayd plays Australian rules football.

I’d want to be named “Silv R. Chalice” if I were on that team, other good names: “Beef Stu”, “Oi Ster Barr”, and “Chill Brew”, I like that last one best! ;)

I think “Cephus” is a name that means “rock”, so his name is “Rock Spork”? Don’t bite down on him!

Bet these guys got kidded a lot in grade school. Probably tapered off after they got big enough to join the football team…

Des Errt has a wedding ring.

We are going to meet his French wife:

Apaira Teeth

(Two sparkles in her hair.)

Wasser-Glass tells a lot of bad jokes.

Some players think he has a half empty brain.

Some players think he’s half full of….

Policy. Policy. Policy.

No D?

Is this a team or a buffet?

And the names all come together….But where is the mascot Chuck Roast…..?

I don’t get “Jaybo Mugg”.

Funny, very funny. Amazing actually.

And more talented than the NFL’s overpaid teams. The only place you can make millions and not do your job!!!!

Nanner Splits is the field goal kicker and punter.

Seems like the Right Side of the OF line is weak.

The Wide Receiver is bigger and better built than the Meat and Veggies….Right Tackle or Right Guard.

I’d pull left, on running plays.

For Hubbs, given the type of release and speed good ol’ Hubbs has, maybe it isn’t a problem.

I love everything about this.

There was an old unwritten rule for comic strips, that new characters were introduced only when the author knows that the readers will accept them.

Bring it on.

Lessee — Paddy Melt, Pa Strommy, Sal S. Barry Stake, Cole Slaw, Reuben Onwry, and the team medic, Dr. Frank N. Furter! (“Give yourself over to absolute wordplay…”)

Is Nat any relation to Bonnie?

Oh gods, the puns…

Are you ready for some Foodball!!?

Let’s not forget the Cheerleading Squad, led by Ann Chovi.

Ah, it’s like meeting the family.

Well, they are the Dakota Diners.

…………..what’s with the nevermind won’t say it