Brevity by Dan Thompson for September 10, 2021

That’s very incarsiderate.

Won’t you con home, Bill bailing?

He also didn’t like walking down the aisles. He didn’t want to be con-descending.

He had con-tempt for the con-tent.

So no cel watching.

If my computer could moan it would wake the neighborhood.

He spent some time in the Cannes.

It’s the “That doesn’t happen in prison” syndrome. As retired corrections officer I can’t watch a prison film before I ruin it for everyone.

i hear he especially dislikes cell phones…

I misread that as CON-FUCK. :O