Diamond Lil by Brett Koth for September 06, 2021

No one wants to scratch, let alone sniff.

O…M…G!!!

(O _ O)

GA-ROOOOOOOOOSS!

Just please don’t carve any holes in them!

Scratch and Sniff your own, Buddy!!!

He has the strangest gross underwear! Besides, now, I imagine there will be pumpkin spice underwear, it’s everywhere else!

Lil will be able to count the times he “scratched & sniffed” while having a drink….ew!

Well, there goes my plan to have breakfast this morning.

does that mean he’s been scratching? :-/

Howard neglected to say that it was a rotting pumpkin ( jack o lantern ) that was oozing some juice.

“What color are they?”

“Puke.”

“You mean puce?”

“No.”

In a world that has already offered us Pumpkin Spice Spam [yes, last year that really was a thing] anything is possible.

HOWARD! … put your right hand back on the bar …!

that is wrong in SO many ways

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

Did NOT need that over breakfast coffee . . .

This just remind me of something my recently deceased wife used to say about me. I can’t say it here but I was reminded of it.

I love Howard

Too early in the season, too much information, just too too much…

Ewwwww!

It could be worse…never mind, it couldn’t.

Aw HELL naw!