FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for October 23, 2021

Denise cannot see Peter’s frightened face, but she knows how gullible he’s acting.

What is good for the gander is good for the goose too

I read: A girl broke up with a guy because he had an 8:00 AM college class & “only a loser would have a class before 11:00 AM.”

Strange times I guess.

Halloween jokes are supposed to be fun, Denise. I know that a heart-attacked dead boyfriend could make a good Halloween prop for a few days, but are you sure you won’t miss him afterwards? (as strange as it is for anybody else, beginning with his family)

Too bad she can’t benefit from this third panel face, would have give her all the Halloween scares needed.

To me he looked liked he just bit into a Carolina Reaper Pepper!

Good way to get the adrenaline going.

I like her and her dark sense of humor.

She’s going to see other people? This reminds me of the time a friend of mine and I went to a home for blind people to visit a friend of ours, but he wasn’t home. As we were leaving, we walked past another apartment that had the door open, and there were a few people inside talking. My friend stopped and said to them: “Have you seen John?”

Peter is not acting, he’s upset.

Peter should use this to get her back and say “That’s it! I’m done with you” and walk away.

What did happen to Denise?

HA! She wants to “see” other people!

I love Denise!

I remember when I was told stuff like this. Except mine weren’t on Halloween.

Works great for April Fools’ Day also…..

I miss her presence in the new Sunday strip

Back UP!!!!

What is this about kissing, Peter?!! What ELSe are we missing that is happening offscreen?!!!

Jeff Foxworthy: When your girlfriend says she, “thinks we should start seeing other people”. She’s already cut a pony from the heard and is getting the saddle out of the barn.