Garfield by Jim Davis for October 29, 2021

Still hard to pick the bigger pest.

Aren’t they one and the same thing?

Well, that film is going to suck.

This one is just a joke prequel. Just wait for them to team-up for the REAL horror movie to begin.

So it’s the attorney against himself?

I know some good lawyer jokes, but they’re not appropriate for a family comics page!

Dracula and Leeches are like lawyers, they suck the life out of your blood bank account.

Garf called it.

What ever happened to professional courtsey?

Is it just this? Garfield sitting at the TV?

The combatants seem to be almost evenly matched. The only difference I can see is that the attorney is probably a little shorter than the giant.

lost twins!

Poor leech….

What is the difference between a lawyer and a catfish?

One is a slime-sucking bottom feeder, the other is a fish.

What is the difference between a dead snake in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks before the snake.

What is the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take your boots off before you jump on a trampoline.

What do you call 100 hundred lawyers at the bottom of the Atlantic Ocean?

A good start.

The rest of the lawyer jokes I know are not appropriate for a family oriented site.

There’s a joke I want to tell but I’m not sure it’s suitable for here

My money’s on the attorney.

It was a sad day when professional attorneys were allowed to advertise.

The bloodsucker will win for sure

My money’s on the attorney. Even leeches have their limits

Spoiler Alert: The hapless leech gets run over by an ambulance being chased by a member of the Dewey, Cheatem and Howe Insurance Agency.

so horrible…

There’s a difference???

They should make a comic strip or 2 about Garfield working out. Then when he eats a cake crumb, he gets fat agian.

I have not seen such an evenly matched event since yesterday’s Thursday Night Football game.

Isn’t that redundant?

There was actually a deleted scene from “The Goonies” where the title characters end up having a run in with leeches, but one of them was able to get rid of them by using a battery to zap a puddle.

My money is on the attorney.

I take it the blood sucking leach is Jon’s worthless cousin???

Which one’s which?

I’m not sure about Willie’s exhortation to kill all the lawyers, but I definitely think we should stop electing them to be legislators.

Funny!

Not only hard to pick the bigger pest, hard to differentiate between the two!

It was the leech he could do.

Ouch, Garfield!

My money is on the attorney hands down……

Dracula would be an amateur in that fight.

I am seriously getting bored of all these TV comic strips

feel sorry for that poor leech

They’re going to court

Hahahahahahaha!