Reminds me of the little old lady, saying good bye to their beloved but fiery pastor, who was leaving. She said “We’ll miss you, we never knew what sin was, until you got here”
My ex-wife’s mother and grandmother were evangelical fundamentalists. The grandmother thought I was going to hell because I was left-handed. “That’s a sign of Satan.” I was so tempted to tell her where on her precious granddaughter’s body that left hand had been just hours before.
Cornelius Noodleman over 3 years ago
I know what hell is too, any place my brother is.
blunebottle over 3 years ago
It can go both ways, Aunty.
pcolli over 3 years ago
Neither did he….
FreyjaRN Premium Member over 3 years ago
It sounds like my second marriage.
Norris66 over 3 years ago
Reminds me of the little old lady, saying good bye to their beloved but fiery pastor, who was leaving. She said “We’ll miss you, we never knew what sin was, until you got here”
HunterIsACriminal over 3 years ago
Look in the mirror.
pheets over 3 years ago
Mine did, too, but for me it is Heaven. My man is a Saint when I least expect him to be. Thanks, Love : )
cactusbob333 over 3 years ago
If you don’t know what hell is, you haven’t heard the church choir.
John9 over 3 years ago
I found out what true HELL was when my wife died in March.
Teto85 Premium Member over 3 years ago
My ex-wife’s mother and grandmother were evangelical fundamentalists. The grandmother thought I was going to hell because I was left-handed. “That’s a sign of Satan.” I was so tempted to tell her where on her precious granddaughter’s body that left hand had been just hours before.
paranormal over 3 years ago
Ah, Beelzebub!
stillfickled Premium Member over 3 years ago
And vice-versa, Aunty.
schaefer jim over 3 years ago
She the prize in the second lash up.