Kliban by B. Kliban for October 01, 2021

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    RAGs  over 3 years ago

    Is this where Pearl Jam got its name?

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    dadoctah  over 3 years ago

    Synchronicity alert: I’ve recently been trying to tell some friends of mine about how I used to watch Diver Dan when I was a kid. Pretty sure this never happened but I might have just missed it.

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    Durak Premium Member over 3 years ago

    <Insert “Kirk vs Spock” music from “Amok Time” here>

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    johndifool  over 3 years ago

    It’s mine, you understand? Mine! Mine! All mine! Go! Go! Go! Do you hear me? Out! Out Out! Mine! Mine! Mine! There’s only enough for me!

    I’m rich..I’m a happy miser!

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    Walrus Gumbo Premium Member over 3 years ago

    What a “clamity!”

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    stillfickled Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Wow, greed is everywhere.

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    Zebrastripes  over 3 years ago

    This too, shell pass…dueling clams make for tougher pearly whites!

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    pumaman  over 3 years ago

    Clam fight!

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    mistercatworks  over 3 years ago

    Pearls are made by irritating an oyster. Looks like both of these will have pearls. Pearls are not desirable to oysters, any more than extra wisdom teeth would be to a person.

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    The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member over 3 years ago

    They’re both too selfish.

    Sorry, that should have been “They’re both two shellfish.” Dang autocorrect…

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    Stephen Gilberg  over 3 years ago

    Isn’t that like two humans fighting over a wart?

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