Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for September 25, 2021

Better to disremember than to be dismembered.

“Let us now argue about how we argued.” I’ve had that argument. So meta.

So why would anyone ever get married?

Worse part of marriage is the period when the Honey Moon “high” has worn off and you both start nitpicking each other’s “bad” habits.

Prepare to be fog flogged.

Just say, “You’re right. It was a mean thing to say. I’m sorry.”

It was probably a beer fog.

That’s how important it was, let it go XXX

Don’t go to bed soused.

Plausible deniability……

Must have been a dilly of an argument. I am surprised they bedded down together.

You might not remember, but you can rest assured that she will make sure, for the rest of your life, that you know she remembers – and never forgives. And of course, she’ll never tell you what it is, either.