In the Bleachers by Ben Zaehringer for October 17, 2021

Does this make them a couple now?

Is the ump a little old lady mantis?

Don’t argue with the Ump – don’t argue with her, don’t be too friendly with her, don’t get too close to her – this is (just) what she does.

She’s always right in the end.

a tribute to Bernice Shiner Gera (June 15, 1931 – September 23, 1992) was the first female umpire in professional baseball.

Never play ball with your wife!

Glad to see they’re embracing diversity and allowing female umpires.

She’s a man-tis eater.

I went here with this… https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WANNqr-vcx0

Dam, I’m old

He never did have a good head on his shoulders.

Well, that’s a bummer, normally sex comes first.

We can only pray that he’ll go to a better place.

GEEZ, you didnt haveta bite my head off!

that’s a unique way to eject a player…

There’s a new concept of getting “chewed out.”