Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for September 23, 2021

If you’re skint, you get no drink

@Number Three Today’s strip IS funny but a repeat, our HERO Mr Andrew Capp with his pal Chalkie broke won’t get any beer from Jack :o) my avatar is a spoof that bubble wrap relieves tension while driving people nearby crazy, how was your day? our Thursdays are busy as usual so we will stay inside the house and keep hydrated till this afternoon when the Greengrocer van comes up our street ’ we are both in a good mood no errands to run or shopping to do ,keep safe and thanks for caring young Lady

The water is fine and filling.

Don’t worry, someone will come along that he can weasel a drink or five from.

OK. I will buy my own. Lend me a fiver until Chalkie can pay you back.

You should see Norm’s bar tab.

Let me get this straight… Andy is asking Jack the Barman to run him an old Diet Coke? OT… back in the Old Daze I had a female friend who went into the popular watering hole and order Rum and Tab. Lots of eye rolls until one figures out after a few Rum and Tabs she could be come very friendly. Very friendly indeed if you catch my drift and I think you do. ;9

Jack knows his audience …

Your tabs tend to be rather voluminous, Andy.

As soon as you pay your current one.

“Hit the road, Andy, and don’t come back no more, no more…” – nah, doesn’t sound right, but it’s probably what Jack’s thinking!

It was “Simple Simon” not “Simple Barman” Andy.

Would you like me to repeat my answer?

So Flo will be paying tonight?

Somebody has to pay, to keep the pub open.

“In God We Trust” … All others pay CASH!!

This isn’t Jack’s first rodeo Andy.

Pay or leave.

I wonder how many of Andy’s or the like’s tabs ever get paid off.

I guess Andy will have to fall in the canal sober tonight.

I’m not sure if pubs even allow you to run up tabs now. I don’t go to a pub every single night (or day) like Mister Capp does. When it comes to evening/night, I’m at home in my own bed.

xxx

@Afficionado

I love bubble wrap! And it doesn’t annoy me when other people pop the bubbles, I always do exactly the same when I get a chance to!

It came up on my Facebook memories yesterday that I was in Poland 2 years ago and it was a gorgeous, warm sunny day. If anybody wants to see photos they are on my Flickr page in an album.

Stay safe, stay well, stay cool and stay happy, pal.

It just dawned on me. Andy would fit in perfectly in this Democrat run USA.

Nice try, Andy, but Jack isn’t falling for it.