I wonder what it’s like to be a black cat at this time of year. Like the one that met me as I went out on my patio a couple of nights ago (the regulars were elsewhere so I doubt he had their permission to be there).
Pumpkin Poop Use candy corn, and put them into a little plastic or real pumpkin and tie the poem to it.
I started to carve a pumpkin With my carving knife and scoop. But the pumpkin got so scared He took a little poop. It looked so cute and funny Just like a candy treat. So I’m sharing it with you now Because you are so sweet.
You’d be in a bad mood too if someone stabbed you in the face over and over and then cut a hole in the top of your head and scooped your guts out and stuck a burning candle in its’ place!
Pumpkins, especially The Great Pumpkin, understand the realities of life. First you get harvested; then you get used; then you get thrown out onto the scrap heap. No wonder the pumpkins are grumpy. No wonder so many people are grumpy too. It is our joint social responsibility to do our best to help reduce grumpiness here and around the world. Can do!
angelolady Premium Member almost 3 years ago
It’s a gruesome story, Wally.
dadoctah almost 3 years ago
I wonder what it’s like to be a black cat at this time of year. Like the one that met me as I went out on my patio a couple of nights ago (the regulars were elsewhere so I doubt he had their permission to be there).
stillfickled Premium Member almost 3 years ago
I luv Wally in the 6th panel. Great reaction.
C almost 3 years ago
Candy corn is an abomination
Sir Ruddy Blighter, Jr. almost 3 years ago
Oh, Wally…you’d be in a bad mood, too, if someone hollowed out your skull and carved holes in your face
1953Baby almost 3 years ago
Pumpkin Poop Use candy corn, and put them into a little plastic or real pumpkin and tie the poem to it.
I started to carve a pumpkin With my carving knife and scoop. But the pumpkin got so scared He took a little poop. It looked so cute and funny Just like a candy treat. So I’m sharing it with you now Because you are so sweet.
JMG316 almost 3 years ago
Skattle!
raybarb44 almost 3 years ago
It IS a fun time I have to admit…..
ChessPirate almost 3 years ago
Don’t worry, Wally, he’s got no guts…
Space_cat almost 3 years ago
You’d be in a bad mood too if someone stabbed you in the face over and over and then cut a hole in the top of your head and scooped your guts out and stuck a burning candle in its’ place!
schaefer jim almost 3 years ago
You would be in a foul mood, if someone took a carving knife to your innards
BlueKnight1966 almost 3 years ago
You’d be in a bad mood, too, if you had your face carved up with a butcher knife, your head cut open, and your guts pulled out.
thejanith Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Wally needs to meet some of the friendlier jack-o-lanterns. We always carved ours with big goofy grins, as did many of our friends.
papjimbob almost 3 years ago
Pumpkins, especially The Great Pumpkin, understand the realities of life. First you get harvested; then you get used; then you get thrown out onto the scrap heap. No wonder the pumpkins are grumpy. No wonder so many people are grumpy too. It is our joint social responsibility to do our best to help reduce grumpiness here and around the world. Can do!