Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for October 07, 2021

Satchel, you are perfect as you are.

Says the Buckster with ears sagging to his neck and who will need whisker implants not to mention a fang implant!

Thus the Self Loathing Paranoia Industry, started with Miss Magazine and amped up with Face Book reaches new neuroticism heights. Only to be outdone with the pharmaceutical industries, self diagnosing over the counter drugs, Class Action lawyers suggesting you may been exposed, Nutritional supplement and vitamins medicine shows. Let’s not forget male enhancement (which women don’t understand or care for) and THE TOPPER – Faucism where everyone on the planet must be vaccinated, dead or alive.

Satchel … I know some Ferengi who could do marvels with your ears … they are, after all, ear specialists!

Bucky take a look in a mirror ;-)

Change species, while you’re at it. Just avoid “Homo”, please!

You’re not believable, Bucky.

Says the one who eats rubberbands !

Look in the mirror first, Bucky—YOU have only got one fang!

I thought botox made your muscles relax to get rid of facial lines??? If Buck doses up Satch with any more ‘relax’ he will be a puddle.

Happy people, as a rule, don’t spend much time in front of cameras.

The TV commercials for botox and fat removal are the absolute worst; perfect women wanting to be more perfect. I imagine future ads for corrective surgery to repair the damage those procedures cause; case in point, lips.