Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for September 29, 2021

Her nose is a bit pointy. But still too squishy.

So Marigold will eventually start to thank the little people and corns who made this possible, but then realizes/believes the win is all her:-D.

Sounds like Marigold has some REAL competition.

But Phoebe doesn’t have a horn!

I think Marigold’s pride is very sensitive to this lack of victories in an award that bears her name.

Love the look Phoebe gives Mari in panel two!

Well, how about this: “But YOU, MArigOLD heaVENly NOStrilS HAve never WON it?!”

Better?

I get the notion that that fact is also explained in the FAQ.

Good luck in the event, Marigold. You’re going to need it.

Has the award always been given to LSH, who declined out of abject humility?

Okay, now I kind of get it…

I don’t think tone of voice would change how odd it sounds, Marigold.

Maybe Phoebe could impale it with the look she has in panel 2. And this is why horns are better than thumbs.

You just have to roll with it, Phoebe!

That look on phoebe’s face, saying: “it would be way more sparkling if this were an LSD sugarcube… i meant, ‘isocahedron’”