Close to Home by John McPherson for September 27, 2021

If looks could kill that guy would be D E A D!!!

Enjoy your office full of ladies Bleeb. You might want to get an umbrella though.

Any man who’s lived with a woman going through The Change would never say anything remotely that stupid.

It’s alarming she would set off the sprinkler…good thing they are multi zone…

It’ll be a FLASH before my HOT FIST connects with your nose for that wiseguy remark, bub! ;P

Is it THAT obvious?

Fire alarm went off and we evacuated the building. Coming back in a group of women laffing like heck. I inquired as to what was so funny. They had lit candles on a birthday cake for one of the ladies and it had set off the smoke detector above her desk!! LOL! I was smart enough not to mention that must have been a lot of candles!

All I can say to the lady in the cartoon – endocrinology is your friend. Also, your office mate is a total jerk.

Either that or she is having a real “Flash Dance” moment, there.

“Dang it!… Dang sprinklers!”

“Now I’m soaked, I’m hot, I’m angry, I’m still flashin’, … but the absolute worst thing is… I had JUST gotten that coffee exactly how I like it!”

Where is the editor on this one?

No, the coffee was just too hot !

People still use group offices?

Nope – no likes. Not wanting to risk the wrath of the PC crowd!

Sigh I’ll get the fire dept.

It could be a BO sensor.

I can’t tell you how much i relate to this poor woman! lol