FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for November 19, 2021

Haven’t seen grape nuts for ten years

It’s like leaving an empty milk carton/jug/container in the fridge. (There’s always toast with butter or jam, Paige.)

I loved Coco Puffs one of my favs. Fruit Loops not so much.

Why keep the empty boxes?

The problem is less that he finished them all, but that he put the empties back

Nobody, but NOBODY, messes with my Cap’n Crunch! Do you know how much it is in Australia when I can even get it?!

Cereal killer. At least not a cereal rapist.

yeah, my sister and youngest brother do that, still to this day… :(

Both cereals and candy bars haven’t changes in many years. They still have the same kinds

I haven’t eaten cereal in years. I can’t remember the last time I did.

How is it that the box of gravel was the half-empty one?

Peter the human pig.

Back in the Dark Ages my Mother would do her grocery shopping on Friday. When I went to get cereal Saturday am my preschool brother had just about finished the new boxes

1. Great little play on words there, Paige — too bad the killer wasn’t smart enough to dispose of the evidence.

2. When I was a kid, my mother bought us many cereals, but not Grape Nuts — she said it would break our teeth.

3. I still eat cereal, but I’ve mostly gravitated away from the sweet ones to shredded wheat and muesli.

OK—I [face-palmed] on this “cereal killer” pun. It was clever, though.